I did it. No, seriously, I didn't drink at all through St. Patrick's Day. At first, you have no idea how bored I was. Like, on weekend nights, my friends would go to bars, and I would just drink tonic water, but bars just aren't fun unless you're drinking, you know? Loud, bad music, dim lights - these things are only fun if you're drunk, or drinking at least. So then I spent some nights just saying home watching movies, but you have no idea how lame it feels to be home on a Friday night. I tried to find people but even that felt bland. Eventually, I found my stride, though, I liked to find people, I liked movies at home. I did a background check on all of my friends. Didn't find anything, but at least I know. So on St. Patty's Day, I just had two beers, not crazy at all right? But I still felt sick. Maybe it was the phentra?