I'm getting into Scotch now. Scotch is great. Scotch, scotch, scotch, all in my mouth. MMMMMMMmmmm. SCOTCH. I've been drinking Laphroaig, it's this smoky peaty single malt that just inflames the senses! It's pretty meaty though so I've been gaining some weight as well. To combat it, I take phentarmine which is this great new diet pill. Try it! It's worked great for my people search skills too, cause now I just focus on the scotch.

I caved. I'm drinking again. Even as I type I got a glass of Beam beside me. Easy rocks. I've been drinking for about a week now and things have gotten SO much better, it's not even funny. That tells me that I should probably drink on a regular basis, ya know? So I'm gonna work into it real slow and see where it takes me. I don't plan on getting myself in deep like last time. It's been than overeating, right, cause being fat makes you crazy? If I get fat, I'll never be able to find someone. And pretty much right now, since I'm not so depressed, I plan on trying to find a person.

Jenny decided to twist the knife. She said that maybe I'd be a lot happier if I found a girlfriend. Gee, thanks.

"No, really," she said. "Since you're so good at finding people, why not find someone to spend your life with?"

Not like I'm already trying or anything. Geez, not like a people search will solve all your problems. It should, but it can't.

Maybe I need a new job. I was inspired by this article about how to become paparazzi.

My friend Jenny says that all my depression about not being to drink is unhealthy and I should get a therapist. Ugh, I did a background check on her to make sure she isn't insane. Just kidding, a people search can't tell you that as all my loyal readers know. Whatever, she's an idiot. I'm fine. I'm all about these things we're putting on our college debit card except they forgot one important one: the best multivitamin.

I did it. No, seriously, I didn't drink at all through St. Patrick's Day. At first, you have no idea how bored I was. Like, on weekend nights, my friends would go to bars, and I would just drink tonic water, but bars just aren't fun unless you're drinking, you know? Loud, bad music, dim lights - these things are only fun if you're drunk, or drinking at least. So then I spent some nights just saying home watching movies, but you have no idea how lame it feels to be home on a Friday night. I tried to find people but even that felt bland. Eventually, I found my stride, though, I liked to find people, I liked movies at home. I did a background check on all of my friends. Didn't find anything, but at least I know. So on St. Patty's Day, I just had two beers, not crazy at all right? But I still felt sick. Maybe it was the phentra?

Yeah so Valentine's Day just passed over like a blur. I just went to a bar and got hammered with my friends. I don't particularly remember much of the night...or the next day for that matter. I'm pretty sure I was still drunk when I woke up the next morning. I don't even want to know what St. Patrick's Day has in store for me. I'm going to try not to drink until then. That's like a month. Then it will be all the more fun...I think. My friends think I am being dumb. They think it's like that movie, 40 Days, which is a little different, if you've seen it. A guy gives up sex for 40 days. I think it's a little different. I've been trying to detox with people search, because I can get sucked into people search engines for hours and not even realize that I was doing it. I've also been trying to get into the presidential election, but I don't like any of the candidates, so I've been thinking of fictional candidates for president on my own. Ahhh, I just want to go out!

Wow, I haven't been on here for a while. I guess I should catch up. Well, the holidays were really awesome, and drunk, like I predicted. My family should just go to AA as a group. Seriously. Sometimes it's rough to keep up with them. I mean, this went through New Year's too. My friends all came over too. It was a lot of people. But life has been a lot quieter the past few weeks. I have been trying to get all my stuff together and am now finally having time to blog, people search, email, whatnot. I haven't been able to find people as easily as I could because I took a couple months off. I haven't exercised my people search muscle, and it went flabby! I've been making some new friends using Mahalo Social though. You should check it out, it's a really cool search engine. Anyways, I am outtie.

Look, I am back! I can update! Wahoo! I am so excited for Thanksgiving. What's more fun than getting wasted with your friends? Um, yeah that would have to be getting hammered with your family, the people who love you no matter what. It's great when people get really drunk and say stuff about other people in the family and drama ensues. Reality TV pales in comparison to my family gatherings. I'm going home and I have been people searching like a mad man to find old friends to hang out with. Perhaps even invite over to watch the craziness that is my family. I like to find person online, then stalk them, and then call them. I think it's a safe program to follow. Well, then if they seem sketchy I like to do a good old fashioned background check to make sure I don't expose my grandma to some psycho. My friend sent me this link to FindAnyoneNow.net-Finding People Like You and told me I needed to get out more. He's probably a little too right.

Oh man. Sorry about that last post everyone. I was totally drunk, and bored, and somehow got it into my head that it was a great time to update not only this blog, but also my myspace page and send out some emails I had been behind on. So embarrassing. I'm not ever a "drunk dialer," but apparently I'm a drunk blogger/myspacer/blogger. Yikes. In other news, I got into a push-up-off last night with some buddies of mine, and I am SO sore today. So sore in fact, I think I shall write a Haiku about it:

Male posturing, push
Up then down, must win battle
Strongest not smartest

Ok... so not my best Haiku ever, but it pretty much conveys my feelings about the whole thing nonetheless. Anyway, enough about that and my super sore muscles. I have some really great people search related sites for you to all check out this month... so let's get to them! The first one is about people searches, and (of course), I thought it was great, and think you'll think it's pretty spiffy too. Second is a site about how to search people online - an invaluable skill to hone as the world becomes smaller and smaller thanks to the Net. Lastly, I can't remember (probably due to my drunk writing lol) whether I mentioned this last time or not, but I recently found this great site dedicated to all the latest people search news. It's called People Search Digest, and this article about Yahoo Mash has an invite in it to the beta if any of you are interested. PeopleSearchDigest.com - Yahoo Mash. I signed up, but have yet to get in. Hopefully by the next time I'm on here I'll be able to give you all the inside scoop. For now though, I'm off to take some Advil and lay down.

Welcome back to my journal. Yes I call it a journal. I like the sound of that better than blog. Remember the movie the blob? Yeah I guess I have been associating the word blog with blob. And there is nothing BLOBish (yes I just made up that word) about my journal.
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